Re: Ninja Excuses

Sat Jan 07, 2012 11:04 pm

.....But me cant go out and talk or eat with someone alone but BABEH D:

Eat a BANNANA...BOOM BISH

Sun Jan 08, 2012 9:07 am

Eating bananas make me feel uncomfortable.

Get kicked by a horse

Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:36 am

im allergic to horse hair so i cant be around any

take some viagra

Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:09 am

~~Hah, I need no assistance in becoming aroused~~ It's too weak; crunched some of that shit before and it did nothing for my salami sword.

Become President

Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:37 pm

I CAN'T BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T ASK ME TO DO IT THEREFORE THAT COULD NOT PASS AS AN ORDER BECAUSE I CANNOT GIVE AN EXCUSE ASIDE FROM NO SELF MOTIVATION TO CARRY OUT THE TASK AT HAND, MIND YOU I AM NOT A SUITABLE CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT AND I JUST CANT BE FAWKED GOING THROUGH THE PROCESS.

Eat a giraffe

Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:07 pm

B-B-But that's my favourite animal.... D:

Go across the world and buy me some Irish Cheese.

Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:14 pm

Sorry, I don't see the point in crossing the border to get some cheese ~~I COULD BE IN WALES FONDLING SEAN SMITH'S CHEST!!!!~~ it's just cheese, go to Tesco and buy some.

Go glam rock and sing Kiss' I was made for loving you (baby)

Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:42 pm

I'm sick, so I'm afraid it wouldn't sound very good...

MAKE ME A-- Just kidding. Get me an Akatsuki Cloak??

Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:10 pm

.....UHMMM, The akatsuki promised never to sell me anything ever again, Or give me...

Do something
Or do nothing

Mon Jan 16, 2012 3:45 pm

.... I can't... Sorry, son, you're typing is so bad I can't understand a word you're writing... >.>

Do my exams for me~! T_T