The Dwarf Meets A Drunk

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Glóin was having the time of his life. Though for the ex-mobster that could be almost every day now. Traveling the lands, drinking the world's finest beverages. Tonight of all nights he was doing the exact same thing. But with a little more pizazz one could say. To fill his ever emptying pockets he had taken up a mission to escort an old lady to her family reunion. Though while Glóin would usually see this as a sign of cowardice the woman was older than him. A hard feat to accomplish at this age. 

After Glóin had accepted this mission had waited for nightfall. The elderly woman would meet him at the gate at around 9 pm so this gave the man plenty of time to loli-gag. So Glóin took the extra time to grab some supplies for one of his favorite hobbies. That being drinking. Taking all the money he had he went to the liquor store in the rundown town and grabbed as much beer as he could fit in his backpack. After spending the money he took a small amount of time to mourn the loss of his entire 'savings' before going to meet the old lady.

Soon after arriving, he was met with an old lady sitting in a cart pulled by two horses. With a man in a suit at the helm. "So you must be the fine young lady I was paid to escort ey?" Glóin would then lift his hand high above his head to make a handshake with the old lady. The old lady started looking around back and forth left to right wondering where the voice was originating from. "Ahem, down here milady" Glóin would continue.

"Oh, you're the ninja that was hired to protect? You don't look the part you look more like a thug, mind my manner." Glóin would try his best to look as intimidating as possible before dropping into a smirk. The old lady was frightened for a moment before noticing his grin. "you're joking arent you?". Glóin would laugh before jumping up into the cart an impressive feat in and of itself. He would then sit down and say "so when do you plan on leaving." The old woman turned and faced him and said "right now, Adam it is time." The man would acknowledge her and then start their long trek to Sunagakure

After listening to the lady talk and talk he finally set down his pack and hoisted a large drum of the bear from it. The drum was nearly bigger than Glóin himself. "Now talking is fun and all but why don't we indulge in a fine drum of rum. We could make a contest outta it." The old lady looked at him for a few moments pondering before saying "ill-ill have a few cups."

After a few hours of travel Glóin and his new friend Glynda were half-conscious, and near the gate of Suna "so you were with your daughters gsoon to zbe wed" Glóin then laughed, Glynda or the old lady said "yeah whe where almost wed then my daughter campe intqo thde picture it was kquite stwrange." She then hiccuped and fell over. Glóin then caught the girl as she fell and put her to rest on the hide floor. 

Glóin walked over to Adam the cart driver and said " you mmake shure she gets in all fine kay. Also if I could have my pay that would be gryeat." Adam acknowledged him and handed him a bag filled with ryo. Glóin took the money and walked his way back to town. He had his rum money now.
(TWC 610) Claiming 6 stats and 500/500 towards Tsuri-Goshi to the d-rank and the extra 110/500 to it at the c-rank, and for the completion of the mission above 1000 ryo and 5 ap

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