Ashur tries a shot (Private,Nk)

Ashur walked into the bar, and remembered he was only thirteen. Hell if he cared! He wanted to try some alcohol, and decided to come here for the hell of it! He takes a seat, and looks on the wall to see a map of the land.
"Like hell I would ever leave this village."
The bar tender came over, and didn't care Ashur was young.
"What would you like to drink, sir?"
Ashur thought it over, and decided a shot was just a tiny beer right? He looked over the menu, and saw the tiger blood one. His eyes lit up, and he knew which drink he wanted.
"I want a shot of tiger's blood!"
The bartender looked at Ashur with an odd look, wondering if the boy was joking, then walked over to a bottle. The cap came off with ease, and a tiny shot glass was filled to the brim.
"That will be 100 ryo sir."
Ashur's eyes lit up, and he couldn't believe what he was hearing. He looked at the tiny drink, and decided it was going to be well worth it. He put 100 ryo on the table. and the bartender took it away. Ashur was then handed the shot glass.
"This looks like stupidity in a condensed form!"
Ashur then downed the alcoholic blend, and felt the burn of it. He felt like such a rebel though, and didn't even feel anything! He then threw the glass at the back of the bartender and demanded to get a shot of jack daniel's. The bartender turned around angrily, then brought another shot glass filled with jack daniel's.
"That will be 25 ryo sir."
Ashur smiled, and downed this one again. He let out a loud cough, and still didn't feel much hit him. He decided he was a heavy weight and asked for another. The bartender came over with seven and put them all down.
"Another 25 ryo sir, the rest is on the house."
The bartender laughed an evil laugh, and collected the ryo. Ashur had spent 150 ryo! He goes down the line as he began to feel the first shot. He took the fifth shot from the seven, and fell down on the floor.
"Why! Why?"
He crawled up onto his seat, and downed the other two while laughing. His cheeks were red, and the bartender said enough. Ashur weaved hand signs shakily, then puked all over the bartender's shirt.
"G-g-g-ot-cha"
The bartender went into the back to rethink his career and wash off his shirt. Ashur had all his items on him, and was an intoxicated serial killer. As it turns out, Ashur is a dangerous and evil drunk! He grinned an evil smile, and threw a kunai into the map of the land. It landed in Kirigakure, and Ashur knew what to do next. He vomited more, then struggled to pick up his kunai. Once, he finally did he left vomit on the counter for the bartender's tip then walked out there.
"Kiri h-here I c-come."
Ashur left the bar with his sword in his hand's. Tiger's blood really can change people! He was also glowing from the shot! Ashur then released Brandon, and the frog stared at him.
"Ashur what the hell happened to you?"
He took a few sniffs of the air, and looked repulsed.
"You were drinking? Why the heck where you drinking?"
Ashur looked over at Brandon, and puked all over him. He then returned Brandon to his pokeball, and began to walk away from the bar. He only thought about going to Kirigakure and murdering everyone he could find if they had blue hair though. He hated the blue haired ones. Ashur began to claw at his arms to brush off the thick coating of bees on them. He hated those bees!

(638 words)
150 ryo to be deducted.
3 stat points for Ashur and Brandon
Leave bar