THE CRAZY CAT LADY!

Laruko requested a mission, where he was given a mission about a crazy cat lady. Not quite the mission meant for A Ranked Shinobi but Laruko could try it out. Laruko came down the narrow path, passing villagers by as Laruko saw a cat. He griped it firmly, and placed it in his bin. "One down" Laruko said as he looked around. The cold sweat dripped from his face as he was ready to catch another of those little cats, Laruko came across another one slapping it into the bin. Five villagers pounced on Laruko, no one knew why but it seemed to look like Laruko was abusing the cat. Laruko kicked them back as he started for the run. He tripped on something long, hard, greasy, and very tasty for both men and woman. Laruko fell over as the hotdog rolled down the streets, he got up again as he saw another cat was strolling on the streets. Laruko pounced on it, almost crushing everyone of its bones. Laruko stuffed it in the bin as moans of meowing went on and on, laruko looked into the bin as three cats were having 'animal sex' with the new one that had just came in. Laruko didn't know what to do until he found two more female cats. But that just made the moans even louder. Laruko couldn't comprehend the loud terror of the moans, until he found a couple of ear muffs. Until Laruko had finally found the last ones. There was a lot of sperm in the bucket, but who could say cats couldn't get carried away. Laruko dropped the bin in front of the cat womans face as she said, "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?". Laruko's face went bleak from the outwit of defeat, the cat woman punched Laruko's stomach trying to get a beat down on him. Laruko backed away not trying to fight her. "I WILL GET YOU! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AND THEN MAKE YOUR CORPSE ALIVE AGAIN WHILE TURNING YOU INTO A CAT AND THEN YOU WILL HAVE TO EAT OFF OF MY-" she said as she pulled out a knife, Laruko took out five kunais throwing them all at her. Three hit her arm, and two hit her leg. Laruko smiled but then she yelled, "NOOO! STOP YOU RAT!". Laruko pulled out a kunai as she stabbed his arm. Laruko stabbed her chest as blood dripped she fell to the ground dead. Laruko saw her wallet on the counter and took it looking both ways before escaping through the back door. It was the first time Laruko had ever killed a woman before, but no one would notice since Laruko placed the kunai in her hand leaving the scene. Laruko then thought about talking to the head of the Uchiha. Pretty much the one who was the oldest, he would have to learn the truth about the past kages. He wanted to learn more, about Kenal Uchiha, Nashua Uchiha, and Kenai. It was a matter of time before he would find out.

510/500
+3 JP

BUMP

......... You killed the cat lady, ruined the hotdogs of a hotdog cart, almost killed a cat, and brought about cat sex......

I won't disapprove it (not sure if I even can) but I wont approve it either >.> ask another mod+

>_> Read the whole topic, I took the prise money that she was going to pay me with. Thus gaining the ryo. And the cat...*** was random....>_> You can approve.

Approved for lols