Re: Ninja Excuses

Tue Oct 30, 2012 6:16 am

Sorry, I ate it all ...

Give meh my KITTEH!

Tue Oct 30, 2012 6:20 am

I would give you a kitty BUT I am allergic to them ACHOO!

I want Tequila!

Tue Oct 30, 2012 6:23 am

I'm TOO DRUNK TO GET IT FOR YOU!

GIVE ME SOBER PEILLS!

Fri Nov 02, 2012 2:02 am

Sorry My monkey ate them.

Clean up my Monkey Poop!

Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:23 am

I would, but it's too far away.

Give me my brace stretcher !

Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:05 am

Nah, did not specify that you would give me banana, so that is a no go.

I want a banana.

Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:22 am

I would but i have writers block and thus can't write a post to encompass the time and energy it would take for my character to retrieve a banana and then give it to you sorry.

Can someone go smack my partner for my english project. Night that its due and she still hasnt gotten her half to me.

Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:30 am

I would but you are to far away!

Can someone tell me why my cat is running around my house attacking the air!

Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:51 am

I would but im not an expert on cats so any answer i gave you would not be backed by the scientific evidence required to make it a fact.

Can someone get me some candy corn? Bitches love candy corn!

Mon Nov 05, 2012 2:33 am

EH sorry but my monkeys like Candy Corn.

I WANT MEH Bananas!