Posted Up! (Mission)

Mission Details: Poster Problem
Active Shinobi: Uchiha, Shiroyasha

On a particularly cloudy day in the arid environment of Hoshigakure, one particular Uchiha priest was scurrying about the rooftops. The call for a ninja was heard by Shiroyasha. According to his mission briefing a lovely teacher had been made a fool of by a student. The troublemaker had been detained, however the Chuunin instructor insisted that the posters be removed. 

The call for a hero was answered by Shiroyasha. 

Holding a brown paper bag in his left hand, Shiro swiped at the walls that were marred by posterwork. Stuffing the posters into his garbage bag, Shiro moved on quickly to the next offending artwork. He snatched another down, the passionate fire of Nationalism burning inside of his green eyes.. 

According to Hoshigakure detective work a mischievous, young Acadamy Stident had plasterrd the same image all over the Acadamys surrounding neighborhood. One of the instructors, a women by the name of Mei, was depicted with her chest hanging out bare. While the artwork was well crafted; the woman was furious and spent a large sum to have Hoshigakure remove them in a "most timely matter!"

Shiroyasha had met with her upon receiving the mission, and her offender the guilty child. He had proudly admitted to it and was suffering in detention for his misdeeds. However he wasn't permitted atop the various roofs where he had originally gone to deface public property, so Shiro was called to action instead. 

There were at least three streets to clear, with most of the posters being stuck by glue. Upon clearing the streets in just less than one hour, Shiro noticed some posters high on the wall. It seemed the bad kid had put them everywhere. Inhaling slowly, Shiro prepared himself for Surface Walking. 

Never one to feel discouragement, especially by his work, Shiroyasha climbed the walls. Proficient with Ninjutsu and agility, Shiro leapt from wall to wall quickly dismantling the defamatory, and sexy, pictures. 

The bag Shiro held filled up twice, the photocopys numbering in the hundreds. He had to throw the garbage away with Mei in sight so he went back and forth from the zone where the posters were, and the Acadamy.

After staring for a good, long moment Shiro couldnt help but remark to himself what a fan that kid must be. He snickered quietly before knocking on the detention room door. Mei was standing over the kid, her chest flopped over. With one finger pointing down at him she was telling him off.

While yelling at him she paid Shiro no mind. Shiro casually watched her chest bounce, cluelessly day dreaming about the hundreds of pictures he had seen. After a few minutes of screaming she noticed Shiro and accepted the last round of garbage as proof for work done. Slopping her luscious lips on Shiro she kissed him thankfully before writing his slip of approval on Acadamy parchment. As Shuro turned around he was startled by her continuing the screaming.

Shiro awkwardly left the Acadamy, noting to himself Mei had nice boobs indeed. Casually meandering to the Mission Office, Shiroyasha was in a daze by his first kiss. The Uchiha was snapped to reality by the clerk whom he stood before. Having remembered him from earlier she held her hand out, requesting proof that he had finished the mission.

Shiro turned in the mission docket, and recieved all payment for his work. With the extra bonus of a kiss by the legendary Mei, Shiro was quite proud of himself.

"Just another day in the life for a ninja hero of The Village Hidden in the Stars." Shiroyasha said aloud. He was sitting in front of Aiyas shrine communing with the Goddess. Night time had arrived and he was wearing his black priest robes. The candlelight around the shrine revealed mirrors surrounding it.

Studying the Astro-Wheel Ember with his eyes Shiroyasha's Sharingan swirled, the 1 tomoe searching for any visible kanjis exuding from the Astro-Wheel Embers chakra signature. 

Just one was noticeably swirling around the chakra, it read, "Beautiful." Shiroyasha grinned wildly, ignited with passion by his Goddess' approval.


Total WordCount: 680
Stat Allocation: +6 Vigor
Ryo Earned: 1,000
AP Earned: 5 AP
Techniques Trained:
Sharingan, 2 Tomoe (3,113/4,000)