You again??! [solo,nk]

From what he could tell, Flinglass Ametsuchi was being kidnapped.... again. He really needed to remember to lock everything up at night, and trust people a little less. Yeah, that's right, he had forgotten to lock his front door... he wasn't even sure if it had been closed when he had taken his nap. He would have face-palmed, but as it so happened, he was inside a box so small he couldn't move his arms. He honestly hoped that he wasn't being kidnapped by the exact same person as last time... that guy was really annoying. How was he supposed to get a point across to a person who couldn't even speak his own language? How stupid.

After a while, the box stopped moving, and someone pulled Flinglass out of it. Wow, what was this place? It looked like a big, flat, dirt arena. How this had appeared in the middle of Kumo, Flinglass really had no idea. Well, it looks like there was a large crowd there to see children fight to the death. He got himself ready for his opponent of the night.... well then, this was some surprise. It was the SAME KID WHO HAD KIDNAPPED HIM YESTERDAY!!!!!

Oh, now Flinglass was upset. "What the hell?? What are YOU doing here? Why did you fucking kidnap me?? Damn, I'm tired of this shit. Get ready to have your ass kicked... again." To his surprise, the kid spoke back.

"Learned your tongue, have I. Kick YOUR ass, I vill." Man, his syntax and his accent needed work. Still, this was good. It was time to fight this guy again. He backed up against the wall, and launched off of it sideways at the boy. This time, he had no weapon, so he would have to make do with his own hands. The boy was ready though, having seen this before, and slipped just so to the side. Flinglass would have tumbled onto the ground, but blinked just in time, firing the sphere at the kid. At this point, his Kenseigan would be active, making the bullet more powerful. 

The invisible bullet collided with the boy's forehead, and in the next instant, Flinglass was there, striking at the "well" just above the boy's collarbone. With a cry of pain, the boy fell onto his ass, while Flinglass himself stepped back, trying to catch his breath. Dang, this was hard work. And this guy was persistent, and getting better. If he didn't get stronger, Flinglass had a bad feeling that this other guy would surpass him. "Hey there, stupid accent guy! Get up!" Flinglass had to end this, here and now. He had to crush this kid's dreams and aspirations, lest he get kidnapped for a third time. He did want to get some decent sleep, after all.

As the other boy slowly got to his feet, cursing in whatever stupid mountain language he spoke, Flinglass breathed in, then out, concentrating his chakra. It was time to use this, now, was it? Hmph, how annoying that he should have to use more of his jutsu against this guy. He quickly made three hand seals while rushing towards the boy. This was the jutsu that allowed him to mix his chakra and blood, empowering his speed and making him much faster. "I gotcha."

He got behind the boy and slammed his elbow into the back of the boy's head, knocking him out. He was victorious. Of course, Flinglass didn't notice the arena official, and before he knew it, he was chloroformed and back in bed. Wow, what a night. Never again.

[WC 600, requesting
- 3 stats
- 6 JP
- total of 2300 words toward next element
- the power to say "Rule 1 of fight club: you do not talk about fight club" ]

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