Screwing Around [OPEN TO ALL]

Matsuda was on the country borders. This part of the world was actually quite the effective defense mechanism, consisting of a massive ravine that had a mountain path on the bottom inclined at a 25 degree angle of elevation relative to the East. Matsuda was above the ravine on the cliff, a massive conglomerate a couple of feet smaller than the width of the path towering above the path; it was unscratchable, even by your average genin wielding a heaven's sorrow katana. It had been there for a while, but he had no doubt that with the removal of the key piece of Roman architecture, it would accelerate at a rate of 9.8 meters per second per second and land on the higher part of the path. If anyone came from the east, they would come through the origin of the angle of elevation. The only way to get up to the cliff that Matsuda was on was if they came from his home village. Matsuda was wide awake, wary of what went on around him.

Jason came out from the lower cave that was nearest konoha. " ok, it looks like i finally got out of that dark and dank cave..." Jason thought to himself. Jason was shaking off the water off his sandals and went out from the cave and covered his eyes from the blazing sun. when Jason could see again, he saw a tall cliff. Jason turned around and saw more cliffs. cliffs everywhere, as far as the eye could see. Jason gathered chakra to his feet and went up a cliff wall and quickly jumped up. Jason landed on the ground and as he looked up he spotted a figure, sitting there.

Being not in the periphery of the cliff, Matsuda was in the perfect position to see the interior of the tunnels. He noticed the boy as he came out and Envy was angry. At that point, the correct actions were made in order to facilitate a certain physical motion. Imagine a free-body diagram, with a irregular accelerating ad 9.8 meters per second per second. However, once it reached a certain value of Y, it would change its acceleration to only 4.14 meters per second per second. This would mean that it would now be travelling in the same direction as before, only accelerating at a smaller rate. Now, in terms of angular velocity, considering that the semi-crystalline surface of the rock came into factor, this meant that the acceleration would be decreased to about 3 meters per second, and end up at its final destination. This would all occur just before Jason started to look around.

However, none of that really mattered, as it was all a puny distraction to Matsuda and Envy. What Envy was REALLY interested in was that boy. He had looked to be a Konoha ninja, and a strong one at that; more powerful than Matsuda for sure. Matsuda waved at the boy's point in space and said "Hello there, I'm from the rain village! I can only assume that you're from Konoha, how is it over there? I heard the weather there is much nicer than that in Ame." He took a step backward toward the village, ready for anything. Envy was clearly going insane inside of his mind.

Jason was a bit suspicious of the rain ninja. " well, yes. i am from konoha, and YES the weather is nice over there. what is your point?" Jason noticed that the rain ninja took a step backwards and he, with caution put his hand on the handle of his sword. "i wonder if this rain ninja is dangerous." Jason thought to himself.

[Void, because you're dead. You never got the chance to run up because you were looking around while the enormous rock was bearing down upon you. You are crushed by an irregularly shaped stone, and you are now dead.]

Matsuda watched as the blood spattered everywhere. He was horrified at what he had done. "Why did you make me do that Envy? Damn, I'm going to be in so much trouble now." He got up and ran home as quickly as he could, stopping for no reason whatsoever.

[EXIT, REQUESTING JASON'S DEATH]

Jason cannot be here due to the fact he didnt leave all topics before this

Verdict
Topic Voided and Jason lives