D-rank Mission: Thief in the village.

Spoiler:

The easy way to catch a thief? Play the target. Shinji was on yet another D ranked mission and was loving it. Today he had been dispatched to go catch a thief. Luckily it seemed as if the thief operated in the same general are each time, so that made it a lot easier. Earlier in the day Shinji had stopped by a thriftshop....a ninja thriftshop that sells ninja things. Naturally he had 20 ryo in his pocket so he bought everything he could to make him appear to be a rich pimp. He got the cane, the fluffed up jacket and even some questionable shoes. His goal? To get mugged.

This goal was rather easy when you looked like a rich guy, which Shinji was not. However, it worked all the same. As he walked the streets the former kage found himself pushed into an alleyway. Now, this was rather unfortunate for the mugger as it was here that he got mugged. Being a complete and utter badass Shinji simply socked the in face and sent him flying into the opposite wall with a dull thud. Of course it also knocked the poor soul unconscious. This was an unfortunate turn of events as it meant Shinji had to haul the sap to the mission center, which he did. Upon giving the would be mugger over to the authorities Shinji received his pay and went onward to the closest restaurant. Supposedly the place he was going served live fish. First you had to kill the fish and then eat it or eat it and then kill...maybe they just had live fish in tanks, Shinji was not altogether sure. Though he did know that he was going to find out...He really hoped that they just gave him cooked fish it would be much more sanitary that way.

{TWC: 309/300, +400 ryo & +3 JP Don't judge my awesome D rank missions }

Approved till 5:30 PM.