Takazashi's Solo Training (P,nk)
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I decided to go to the local ramen shop. I found a moron as
a cashier it took exactly three hundred forty one tries to get the first order
into his head. Then it took another one hundred and twenty one tries to get the
other order into the granite skull of that cashiers head. I needed an oil rig
with a synthetic diamond tipped drill bit to cut a half inch thick hole into
the galvanized metal composite skull of his. Then I had to do four thousand two
hundred sixty two tries to get that cashier to get the last order. Then it took
thirty two tries to get the correct order. Then I had to find the bathrooms. It
was like the labyrinth it took three hours to find the bathroom. Then it took
two hours to get the door open. Then I had to wait as two hundred forty five
people were in front of me. They all had diarrhea and puked into the toilette.
Great. Then I had to figure out how to open the toilette seat. Then I had to
figure out how to open the door out.The door out had a fourteen number
combination lock. It took thirty two hours to figure out the combination. It
then took two hours to find the faucet. After wards the faucet was two hours of
brute force to open. It flowed twenty gallons a second so I quickly washed my
hands. Then I fled the labyrinth as rushing water flew through it. I escaped
and found someone ate my food. I left the ramen shop. And found another ramen
shop. I found some weird punks selling masks. So I grabbed one of my disguises
and entered. It took five minutes and my food was there. Good compared to the
previous ramen shop. Then I decided to try throwing kunai. I wasn’t bad until I
threw one and I heard an “YYYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHH” then I looked and saw another
ninja breathing really hard. Then I apologized and picked up the kunai. Then I
tried throwing shuriken. I wasn’t bad until I threw one and I heard an
“YYYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHH” then I looked. The same ninja was frothing telling me to
stop throwing those weapons. Then I learned to use an axe and chopped the
training dummies. They flew right and left. The same ninja screamed.I
apologized. The ninja was crying and frothing feeling extremely scared. Then I
continued to thousands of training dummies. Then I was stopped before I smashed
the dummy head off into the hokage. Then I decided to some chin-ups then I did
twenty four chin-ups and I finally collapsed falling twenty feet to the ground.
I was in the hospital for two days as I was yelled at by the doctors. Then I
did some one arm chin-ups. I collapsed. Then I did the other arm. I collapsed
then I did fourteen laps around the academy. Then I inch wormed around until I
collapsed at my apartment. Then I rolled into the room. I climbed into the bed.
I slept until I heard commission I looked out the window and found a bunch of
rogue shinobi rounding people up. I called the kazekage to get rid of them.
Then I fled in the opposite direction. Then I encountered a badger den. So I
beat up the fourteen badgers up. I read the sign and it said village of boiling
water so I fled before I got killed. I kept running until I got back to my apartment,
ate and slept. I woke up feeling like I needed a machete and a custom ninjato.
So I went to the local weapon shop. I found all kinds of weapons. Including
hirukos tail as well as his arm (cool) hidans scythe also comes with the sharp
stick (WHY) kakuzu’s stretch out fists, sasories wings, kisames sword, the
fourth hokages kunai then I also found the more normal weapons. I found kunai,
needles, shuriken, throwing axes, and giant shuriken. I saw some melee weapons
such as mauls, war hammers, flails, battle axes hatchets morning stars maces
nun chucks brass knuckles dirks daggers dagger axes scythes Korean fans,
explosive swords whips double handed swords long swords machetes cleavers sword
breakers razor wire meteor hammers mauls triple section staffs quarter staffs
saws halberds ninjatos and katanas. Then I found the dirty tricks section. It
had bombs trap springs trap triggers nets poison gas tranquilizers ether ropes
gourds flame starters flame spreaders electric swords and paper bombs. Then I decided
to get a custom ninjato and a machete the other stuff was so expensive. Then I
went training. I cut a dummy and hit the kasekages wife. I got sentenced to
forty five thousand twenty two pushups. I recently learned my incredible skill
at checkers. I got challenged to a checker game by the villages checker
champion. I whip creamed him. Then I got two hundred ryo from the depressed
checker player, which I refused. I tried challenging someone else in the
village. I got all declines. Then I decided to climb the local mountain. I
spent all my energy to climb the mountain and did not think about how to get
down. I climbed down ever so slowly. Eventually I dropped to the ground from a
foot above the ground. Then I ran around the mountain until I sensed fatigue
coming so I ran to my apartment. Then I inch wormed around my bed fourteen
hundred times. Then I fell asleep. The next day, I then realized why alarm
clocks have such short warranties. Specifically people smash them. I as the
alarm clock took my hammer to it. Then I decided to do some chin ups twenty
each. I had a lot of trouble after all that time in between exercising.
Eventually I managed to finish before dark. I finished before dark before the
monsters come out (that was a joke) eventually I got to my apartment. I cooked
dinner specifically noodles with cheese and espresso. And I ate as fast as I
can then I brushed my teeth. Then I read the instructions on the chop sticks.
“They said to hold, hold the first chopstick like a pencil” “then put the
second one like in the hand like this”. I love the ability to use my large ax.
I tried it for the first time on a training dummy. It broke into splinters. I
tried again. This time I was distracted as I watched high in the air as someone
used the shadow crush splintering a log. I did not pay attention to where my
dummy was going. I fell on my head. Fortunately I was saved from the hospital
as the ninja used a shadow technique to break my fall. I thanked him and told
him great job. I then practiced until I collapsed from exhaustion. Then I
rested for a while. Then I went to the local ramen shop. The food was
excellent. They seasoned the food just right. They cooked it for the right
amount of time. Then I noticed everybody else was in formalwear. I left before
everybody saw me. Then I decided to try some more chin ups that was easy.
Eventually it got really dark. So I went home before the monsters came out.
Then I looked for my toothbrush so I could brush my teeth. Then I looked all
around I could not find it. I eventually gave up. I went to sleep. I woke up
early the next morning. I tried gymnastics. I tried the parallel bars. I
collapsed after crashing into one of the support bars. It took thirty five
tries to get it correctly. Then I did the high bar. I saw someone jump between
bars. I asked if I could try. They let me. I flew away from the first bar let
go then slammed my face on the second bar. Then I was told not to use that
ability in gymnastics again. The routine with those stretch out hands made that
routine to easy. I tried without them and as soon as I let go of the first bar
I fell on my face. I tried pummel horse. It was very difficult. I could not do
any of the routines. Then I tried vault. I could not run very fast so I jumped
and crashed into the vaulting platform. Then I tried trampoline. I tried
jumping into the pit. I almost fell on my head except I grabbed onto the
sealing and did not fall into the pit. Then I did some chin ups. I have done a
lot of those recently so I could do quite a lot of chin ups. Then cardio was
easy because I have been doing a lot of cardio. Then I went home. Then I went
back to the village. I had a hard eating contest with an akamichy clan member.
I lost. Then I decided to stretch my triceps. I did some stretching until I
pulled a muscle. Then I spent the next ten days not using that muscle.
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a cashier it took exactly three hundred forty one tries to get the first order
into his head. Then it took another one hundred and twenty one tries to get the
other order into the granite skull of that cashiers head. I needed an oil rig
with a synthetic diamond tipped drill bit to cut a half inch thick hole into
the galvanized metal composite skull of his. Then I had to do four thousand two
hundred sixty two tries to get that cashier to get the last order. Then it took
thirty two tries to get the correct order. Then I had to find the bathrooms. It
was like the labyrinth it took three hours to find the bathroom. Then it took
two hours to get the door open. Then I had to wait as two hundred forty five
people were in front of me. They all had diarrhea and puked into the toilette.
Great. Then I had to figure out how to open the toilette seat. Then I had to
figure out how to open the door out.The door out had a fourteen number
combination lock. It took thirty two hours to figure out the combination. It
then took two hours to find the faucet. After wards the faucet was two hours of
brute force to open. It flowed twenty gallons a second so I quickly washed my
hands. Then I fled the labyrinth as rushing water flew through it. I escaped
and found someone ate my food. I left the ramen shop. And found another ramen
shop. I found some weird punks selling masks. So I grabbed one of my disguises
and entered. It took five minutes and my food was there. Good compared to the
previous ramen shop. Then I decided to try throwing kunai. I wasn’t bad until I
threw one and I heard an “YYYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHH” then I looked and saw another
ninja breathing really hard. Then I apologized and picked up the kunai. Then I
tried throwing shuriken. I wasn’t bad until I threw one and I heard an
“YYYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHH” then I looked. The same ninja was frothing telling me to
stop throwing those weapons. Then I learned to use an axe and chopped the
training dummies. They flew right and left. The same ninja screamed.I
apologized. The ninja was crying and frothing feeling extremely scared. Then I
continued to thousands of training dummies. Then I was stopped before I smashed
the dummy head off into the hokage. Then I decided to some chin-ups then I did
twenty four chin-ups and I finally collapsed falling twenty feet to the ground.
I was in the hospital for two days as I was yelled at by the doctors. Then I
did some one arm chin-ups. I collapsed. Then I did the other arm. I collapsed
then I did fourteen laps around the academy. Then I inch wormed around until I
collapsed at my apartment. Then I rolled into the room. I climbed into the bed.
I slept until I heard commission I looked out the window and found a bunch of
rogue shinobi rounding people up. I called the kazekage to get rid of them.
Then I fled in the opposite direction. Then I encountered a badger den. So I
beat up the fourteen badgers up. I read the sign and it said village of boiling
water so I fled before I got killed. I kept running until I got back to my apartment,
ate and slept. I woke up feeling like I needed a machete and a custom ninjato.
So I went to the local weapon shop. I found all kinds of weapons. Including
hirukos tail as well as his arm (cool) hidans scythe also comes with the sharp
stick (WHY) kakuzu’s stretch out fists, sasories wings, kisames sword, the
fourth hokages kunai then I also found the more normal weapons. I found kunai,
needles, shuriken, throwing axes, and giant shuriken. I saw some melee weapons
such as mauls, war hammers, flails, battle axes hatchets morning stars maces
nun chucks brass knuckles dirks daggers dagger axes scythes Korean fans,
explosive swords whips double handed swords long swords machetes cleavers sword
breakers razor wire meteor hammers mauls triple section staffs quarter staffs
saws halberds ninjatos and katanas. Then I found the dirty tricks section. It
had bombs trap springs trap triggers nets poison gas tranquilizers ether ropes
gourds flame starters flame spreaders electric swords and paper bombs. Then I decided
to get a custom ninjato and a machete the other stuff was so expensive. Then I
went training. I cut a dummy and hit the kasekages wife. I got sentenced to
forty five thousand twenty two pushups. I recently learned my incredible skill
at checkers. I got challenged to a checker game by the villages checker
champion. I whip creamed him. Then I got two hundred ryo from the depressed
checker player, which I refused. I tried challenging someone else in the
village. I got all declines. Then I decided to climb the local mountain. I
spent all my energy to climb the mountain and did not think about how to get
down. I climbed down ever so slowly. Eventually I dropped to the ground from a
foot above the ground. Then I ran around the mountain until I sensed fatigue
coming so I ran to my apartment. Then I inch wormed around my bed fourteen
hundred times. Then I fell asleep. The next day, I then realized why alarm
clocks have such short warranties. Specifically people smash them. I as the
alarm clock took my hammer to it. Then I decided to do some chin ups twenty
each. I had a lot of trouble after all that time in between exercising.
Eventually I managed to finish before dark. I finished before dark before the
monsters come out (that was a joke) eventually I got to my apartment. I cooked
dinner specifically noodles with cheese and espresso. And I ate as fast as I
can then I brushed my teeth. Then I read the instructions on the chop sticks.
“They said to hold, hold the first chopstick like a pencil” “then put the
second one like in the hand like this”. I love the ability to use my large ax.
I tried it for the first time on a training dummy. It broke into splinters. I
tried again. This time I was distracted as I watched high in the air as someone
used the shadow crush splintering a log. I did not pay attention to where my
dummy was going. I fell on my head. Fortunately I was saved from the hospital
as the ninja used a shadow technique to break my fall. I thanked him and told
him great job. I then practiced until I collapsed from exhaustion. Then I
rested for a while. Then I went to the local ramen shop. The food was
excellent. They seasoned the food just right. They cooked it for the right
amount of time. Then I noticed everybody else was in formalwear. I left before
everybody saw me. Then I decided to try some more chin ups that was easy.
Eventually it got really dark. So I went home before the monsters came out.
Then I looked for my toothbrush so I could brush my teeth. Then I looked all
around I could not find it. I eventually gave up. I went to sleep. I woke up
early the next morning. I tried gymnastics. I tried the parallel bars. I
collapsed after crashing into one of the support bars. It took thirty five
tries to get it correctly. Then I did the high bar. I saw someone jump between
bars. I asked if I could try. They let me. I flew away from the first bar let
go then slammed my face on the second bar. Then I was told not to use that
ability in gymnastics again. The routine with those stretch out hands made that
routine to easy. I tried without them and as soon as I let go of the first bar
I fell on my face. I tried pummel horse. It was very difficult. I could not do
any of the routines. Then I tried vault. I could not run very fast so I jumped
and crashed into the vaulting platform. Then I tried trampoline. I tried
jumping into the pit. I almost fell on my head except I grabbed onto the
sealing and did not fall into the pit. Then I did some chin ups. I have done a
lot of those recently so I could do quite a lot of chin ups. Then cardio was
easy because I have been doing a lot of cardio. Then I went home. Then I went
back to the village. I had a hard eating contest with an akamichy clan member.
I lost. Then I decided to stretch my triceps. I did some stretching until I
pulled a muscle. Then I spent the next ten days not using that muscle.
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