Drunkards Droll

Mission Name: A Rowdy Group
Rank: D
Mission Location: Neutral Village

Challenges: N.A.
Task: The innkeeper of the local tavern has had enough of a group of drunkards looking to pick fights with the other patrons. They have tasked you with removing them from the premises by any means necessary. Do you simply kill the men and take the payday, knock them out and throw them outside, or attempt to talk them down? The choice, and the consequences, are yours.

Word Count Requirement: 1000
Reward:2000 Ryo / 10 AP

Character Requirements: Missing Ninja
Character Exclusive: -

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There were days where Uta didn’t do crimes persay and acted like an enforcer for a group or maybe an establishment, this was one of those days.
 
Uta had traveled quite far in Key, having moved through various towns and villages and the likes, doing odd jobs and relieving people of their earnings in one way or another as any free-spirited person might do. Today found them in another nameless town that Uta didn’t bother memorizing beyond what the layout as like and if it had anyone strong or wealthy in it which it didn’t beyond those who ran the local tavern and inn and that was more like farmer rich. Now it was time for Uta to once again look for some kind of job to do for the day to help fund his lifestyle, his pockets feeling a bit light after all the traveling, gambling and drinking he had been doing over the last couple of days.
 
On his travels he came across a large town, nothing like the size of those major villages but for this faraway country was of decent size. It seemed that life was going good for the people here and it was a strong sense of community, which was nice to see from time to time compared to the ragged and almost lawless country side that Uta had been traveling through from his interaction with some local gangs, a local crime boss and some weird people on the streets. It was time for him to enjoy himself in a town that was actually worthy of being called a town so he made his way to his favorite establishment in all towns, the pub or tavern in this case. Entering the large building it was filled even during the day with people talking, smoking, drinking, singing and of course yelling at one another about something that didn’t really matter to anyone but those engaged in the argument.
 
Uta approached the bar and flagged down the barkeep for some basic alcohol and after a bit he was given a large mug of drink that he gladly enjoyed placing his ryo on the bar to show to the keep they should keep it flowing for the wandering man. It was then that the loud yelling was turning into screaming and the sound of meat against meat started to fill the tavern as a fight was breaking out. Uta turned to watch this fight interested in what type it was, though he was disappointed it was a standard brawl between patrons and went back about his business of enjoying his low quality brew. Though there was a silence that ended up blanketing the tavern as if someone or something had walked in and ruined any mood that had been there, a quick peek around showed a new group of patrons the more rough and thought they were tough sorts who of course were already drunk. The barkeep nearby could be heard muttering how he wished that someone would knock those fools out and remove them from the tavern. He even boldly said to those close to him that he would pay anyone who did a good amount of Ryo for it. Uta perked up at that mention, “A fight and being paid for it? Say less.” He said to the barkeep as he finished his drink and started to “stumble” his way towards the group of already mean mugging stumbling thugs.
 
“oh my bad little man didn’t see you there.” Uta said to the first of the three as he shoulder checked the man causing them to stumble back. “Who you calling little you twiggy freak?” another said to Uta looking at him, Quickly Uta launched a kick aimed at the man’s temple his speed taking everyone by surprise and the attack landed without issue coldly knocking out the second of the group as the first was recovering from being shoulder checked earlier. The biggest of the three who had been in the back of the group entering the tavern watched all this happen and something in his guts said that if he didn’t fight he would be left embarrassed on the ground like one of his companions already was, so he swung his fist hoping to dispatch this black and red eyed weirdo quickly before they lost anymore face in front of the people they typically bullied.
 
Uta smiled and easily ducked the swing after all he wasn’t actually drunk while these guys were, coming up from under that swing Uta countered with a haymaker of his own clocking the big guy right on the chin and for a moment the big man thought he was fine and then suddenly his vision seemed to turn and he found himself on the ground unable to get his legs to listen to him, “Oh man you guys have had way to much to drink, maybe you should come back once you sober up and apologize to everyone.” Uta said as he headbutted the first guy to just make sure they were all nice and messed up, he would then slowly drag the three of the thugs out of the tavern and toss them into the dirt outside letting them wallow in the pain by themselves. Upon returning to the tavern a cheer went about the other patrons happy to have seen those thugs taken care of, Uta held his hands up in mock modesty and went back to his seat at the bar. He was approached by the barkeep and was handed the money he said he would pay to anyone who took up the job though he hadn’t been sure anyone would actually do it.
 
Uta thanked the barkeep, ordered some more drinks and enjoyed himself late into the night enjoying the extra Ryo and the friendly atmosphere in the Tavern that had been born from his actions. Honestly he had been lucky that none of these backwoods thugs had anymore training than dealing with the weak or he would have been in trouble, but that was stuff to worry about for another day as he went back to drinking his many free drinks that seemed to flow in as fast as he could put them down and he was making sure to chug them as quickly as they arrived. After all when was the next time he would be able to get this kind of free things.
 
WC: 1071

Claims:
+2000 Ryo, +10 AP

Using Max Stat Discount for below:
+750 to Suiton: Mizu Senbon: 0/750 > 750/750
+375 to Water Replacement: 0/375 > 375/375
Total WC used 1025, Discarding remainder