A ninja barged into the room, donning his Iwagakure headband. He slapped a note he had recieved from a messenger bird from Kumogakure upon the Tsuchikage's desk.
"They have declared war!" He remarked.

"Who have?!" the Tsuchikage standed up slamming hes palms on the desk in front of him really surprised about this announcement. "If we have a war, it might be too risky considering the last event that happened here," the Tsuchikage looked veryangry and worried at same time, "witch village has declared war?"

(Soz)

"Kumogakure have, Tsuchikage-Dono!" The messenger saluted as he stepped back from the table. He stood up straight as he delivered the news. "As always, it is your judgement upon what the village will do to retailiate, if anything at all." He shifted nervously as he spoke.

"Hmph... We might had bad relationship with Leaf in the past...," Tsuchikage turned looking trough the window, that was right at the desk, "we need the leaf village in order to protect Iwagakure from attack of Cloud village. Because... Kiri are suspecting us about trying to raise a war against them after the last incident."
He thought for a while, trying to decide the next move. With such bad conditions given at the time, it might be impossible to defend themselves.
"Alright!" Tsuchikage turned back at the messenger. "Contact Leaf Village, and tell them about the current situation. Let's see if they can help us defend our village."

"Of course, Sir! What would you wish me to say on the msaage?" The messenger saluted, quickly taking a pen and paper pad from his jacket.

The Tsuchikage took a pencil out of hes desk and a large enough paper. He looked to the ninja saying: "I'll write the letter, you can put the pen down."
Tsuchikage wrote word by word with extra darwings in the letter:
"Excuse me if I smudge this, sir Kage, but I am having a sore back problem at the moment, as you can see...
(Sough sketch of Tsuchikage's back here)
Anyhow, I would like to bring to your attentio- ow!! My back! As I was saying, I would like to bring to your attention that the Land of Lightning has declared war upon the Land of Earth. We require the assistance of your services, the help of your village, lest not my back be destroyed again. This is the person's services whom we require:
(rough sketch of Hokage here)"

Tsuchikage took the paper folding it twice, and then gave to the ninja saying: "Now deliver it, quick!"

WTF?

The messenger looked up from his motepad.
"Erm, excuse me, Tsuchikage-Dono, but why have you transformed into a Flying Pig?" He asked, biting the tip of his pen nervously. He took the scrawled note from the pig with wings that sat upon the Tsuchikage's chair.

"Thats an intruder!" Tsuchikage shouted as he pointed to the flying pig with big anger, while being next to the ninja.

"Oh."
Even though the messenger was confused about as to how a Flying Pig appeared in the Tsuchikage's chair while at the same time, the Tsuchikage had moved next to the ninja. He however, paid it no heed and walked off with a 0_o on his face to deliver the message.