Minstrel: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...
Sir Robin: That's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot.
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from Monty Python and the holy grail

"Tis but a scratch"
~ (The Black Knight) Monty Python & the Holy Grail

I wake up and the house is one fire, the cat is caught in the dryer-greenday

"Your a loony!"
Monty Python & the Holy Grail

I guess we're stuck here..... like a buger on the walllll- billy from grim adventuers of billy and mandy

"Dude, Where's my car?"
"Where's your car, dude?

~Dude, Where's my car?

I call this plan iPhone 4.oh sh*t- doctor evil from bill and teds excellent haloween adventure 2010

"I got a jar of diiiiirt, i got a jar of diiiiirt! And guess whats inside it!" xDDD
~ Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Names Barf, I'm half man half dog. I'm my own best friend.- Spaceballs

"Please eat some shit..." - Austin Powers in Goldmember