Subject: New Solo Training [solo] Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:39 pm
Uchiha Kaenjin decided to go training like he did yesterday. He went to the nearby training grounds and decided to run around the training area. He decided to do a sparring match on another fellow ninja. Unfortunately he decided to go and spar an expert swordsman. The swordsman then proceeded to knock away Kaenjin’s sword and then the boy then fled as the swordsman guy continued chasing him. He then decided to go and run into the training ground to lose the guy. The swordsman then got caught up to and told him that the he was trying to teach Takazashi how to sword fight. Takazashi then declined and said he was trying to become a chunnin to learn awesome jutsus and other awesome stuff like that. Then the greatest uchiha ever decided to go and continue running around the training ground. He then left and decided to train in solitude. He then decided to go and do some pushups. He started doing some and eventually got bored. He then found a badger den. He decided to go and do some pushups over it. He got down and started pushing up. Then a jonnin who was running by gave him a pushup lesson. Then Takazashi continued doing pushups with his chest touching the ground each time. Then the pushups got harder. So he went back to the badger den. He put his chest over it and continued doing pushups. He then got bit and pulled himself back up. He then hit a bush full of thorns. That made him drop to the floor and get bitten. He then was doing a record number of pushups in a row. He continued doing pushups and then his arms gave in and he collapsed unconscious. He woke up in the hospital. He then noticed the hospital had to use the rack to stretch out the muscles. He then decided that he would do some leg exercises to improve his leg strength. He decided to do some gorilla jumps. He jumped and got his feet scorched in the nearby hot springs and jumped back onto land. He then jumped back into the springs as a bunch of badgers crowded onto land. He then jumped into the hot springs only to jump into the badgers. That was the most gorilla jumps he has ever done. He then continued jumping between the badgers and hot springs. He then jumped to another springs. Kaenjin had apparently jumped into the cold springs. He jumped off onto the badgers as feet almost got frostbite as the water was seventy degrees below freezing. Eventually he found another springs. He jumped to the next springs and it was warm. He got a wakeup call as the piranhas were mad because he apparently was invading their space. He jumped into the hot springs. He then saw a sign that said “Caution Hot” it then said that the water was two hundred and fifty one degrees. He then jumped into the cold pool. He then jumped into the piranha or warm pool. He then jumped into another pool. it was kind of tepid. Suddenly, he then fell into the tepid pool. The pool was only two inches deep and had sharp rocks on the bottom. That made him jump into another pool. It was a little warm. It was not very hot though. The pool was lukewarm. It had a bunch of sea urchins and He landed on them. He jumped fast enough to not get stabbed by them. Then he jumped into the hot springs. Then he jumped into the cold springs. Then he jumped into the piranha springs. He then jumped into the sharp rock bottom springs and then he jumped into the sea urchin springs. Then he saw many tourists thinking he was practicing an acrobatics routine. He was getting many cheers and clapping from all tourists. Then a sign which said “Ten Dollars for a Days Visit” went up. He was then becoming a popular tourist attraction. Then he landed on the ground. The badgers were so bored that they returned to their dens. He then heard someone say “Encore” “Encore”. The piranha then took notice and bit him. He leaped into the air and landed in the hot springs. Then he landed in the cold springs and the jumped into a tree. The tree though had thorns. Painfully, Kainjin then jumped off and sailed over the crowd. He jumped onto a different tree and the fell right back into the hot springs. The hot springs then made him jump back into the cold springs making him jump into the piranha springs making him jump into the sharp bottom springs making him jump into the sea urchin springs making him jump into the tree making him jump into another tree. Then Uchiha Kaenjin decided to then fall onto land and end his show. The tourists were throwing candy, egg roles in a bag and other stuff like that. The tourists then threw a huge amount of rocks at him. Hei then went to the deep lake and then said that he would like to throw some rocks in. The rocks apparently got stolen by a pick pocket. Then Kaenjin decided to go and get some ramen. Then he realized that he needed to change clothing. He went home and changed clothing. Then he went to the ramen shop. He went to the wrong place though. He actually went to a party some chunnin were having. He thought the place was a buffet. He then gobbled all the food down. He then did a huge amount of food. He then got punished by their jonnin instructor. He sentenced Takazashi to one hundred pushups. Fortunately, had no problem doing pushups. Then he went home. He then got to his book and started reading the book was very boring. He then went very slowly to the bathroom. He took an hour as he had a huge constipation. Then he walked to his bed and fell asleep exhausted from his day. [WC: 1008]
Health:5 Chakra:11 Stamina:5 Speed:5 Strength:4
You have heard it said that this is an age of moral crisis. You have said it yourself, half in fear, half in hope that the words had no meaning. You have cried that man’s sins are destroying the world and you have cursed human nature for its unwillingness to practice the virtues you demanded. Since virtue, to you, consists of sacrifice, you have demanded more sacrifices at every successive disaster. In the name of a return to morality, you have sacrificed all those evils which you held as the cause of your plight. You have sacrificed justice to mercy. You have sacrificed independence to unity. You have sacrificed reason to faith. You have sacrificed wealth to need. You have sacrificed self-esteem to self-denial. You have sacrificed happiness to duty.